Dear person buying this life-size T-Rex sculpture for $32,734.87,
Where are you even going to put this? This is what I picture: you have your own tiny island that you’re making into your own Jurassic Park, but a safe version (for now) because you’re buying sculptures instead of genetically engineering your own dinosaurs. But then, one stormy night, after you’ve decided that your island is finally complete, disaster will strike. Magically (via curse or electrical accident, take your pick) the dinosaurs will come to life. I’d start knocking on Jeff Goldblum’s door so you can have some backup when the time comes. I’m sure you can afford him.